Jokes

A dying man said to his wife:"Dear, Our 4th son always looked different. Did he had different father?" Wife:"Yes." Husband:"Who is it ?" Wife:"You."

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting.
Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place"

That should have worked," said the friend. The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Banta Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure.
The answer is 6!!!

Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television Saying you are watching the Star World channel'?
"How can he know what I am watching?"

Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere. ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere, ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..

2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!

Buffalo par baithe ek sardar ko TRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega. Sardar : Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !